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Its coming to the end of the year. And one thing that you will alwyas hear about in the news these few weeks would be people dying (accidents,etc.). I noticed that quite often now. I think, it could most probably be that, there is not enough people who are "down" there so they need more and need to replenish. Sounds stupid but i think that might just be the case. haha

Christmas is near too (10 more days from now). And I would wish this person as advance happy birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to HAFIZAH BTE RAHMAT there your go, the colour red for ur name. haha. Now, many of u must be wondering why christmas is linked to her. Cuz her birthday is on 25th December (see, i helped u announce ur b'day. expect to receive more wishes and gifts if all are not niao.haha) Wondering why I announced hers and not yours? #1 I cannot remember yours or #2 you are not significant. haha

This is now my holiday period and I think its awesome =))) Prob staying home most of the time till I rot but not die. Its just a couple of months before I become an official year Two student! =) Yayy but also not yayy (smart people knows the reason why.haha)

Okay, rather short post but, stay tuned to the news and see whether my opinion is right. Remember, take good care of yourselves. I hope I won't have to see you in the news. Hahahaha

And Fizah, heres your present from ME:

Hahaha, like you said, I'm ____. Fill in the blanks :)

Cya. Most probably post next year unless I have great inspirations to blog. =)
CYA~

In order for others to sympathize with you, you have act as if you really deserve the sympathy.

I find it super hilarious when someone who obviously isn't suffering from anything, make up stories in order to deceive his target. And his purpose of deceiving ? To gain sympathy.

Why would you even want to gain sympathy?? It just makes you look like someone who is desperate for something and have no other method but to resort to this. It makes you look pathetic. Your target most likely 99.89% of the time go on and tell his friends about you.

Theres nothing wrong with your target going on and tell others (becuase others can pity you too) but then, if your story that you made up is like so untrue, unreal and clearly is made up, it is just going to show you are STUPID.

This is how I'm going to react when the someone tells me his story of him being so sad and pitiful but I can immediately tell it's FAKE:

Person: " (tells his story which I can tell is fake)"

Me: "Oh my... I cannot believe it! How could this even happen. I can totally relate to how you are feeling now. "

Person: " yes... "[giving a pitiful hush-puppy face]

Me: In my mind thinking " Fuck you I am not stupid. Trying to lie to me? Try harder or maybe try it on someone who has a slow brain. Choosing me is definitely a wrong choice. "

Yup, this would be most likely how I would react. But get this clear, I don't react to all people like this. I react only to FAKE STORY TELLERS because they deserve how I treat them.

SO, don't try to lie to me. Even if you want to, make a better story so that, AT LEAST I can believe you. Or if you insist on your 'obviously fake story' then you should try someone slower. Maybe---- ayihD... hahahaha

The hush-puppy is cute but not you! haha

CYA!

*this should get you excited*
haha too bad its not what u are thinking of!

Okay, I know I haven’t blogged for a while now. Been pretty damn busy these weeks and so got no time to blog =) so here I am going to blog about Porn and those who watches Porn vids/pics/etc.

Porn, this word sounds familiar right? If it is familiar to you means you do watch porn! And if you don’t know what this word is, you don’t see it. Haha just kidding. You can not know the word and still watch porn maybe because u call porn as “dirty film” or whatever. Similarly, you can know the word and not watch it. One good example, ME! Why is this possible? Because I am smart =) haha

Up till now, you might think that I have a problem with those people who view porn. I can tell you I DO NOT have a problem with it. I’m just gonna voice out my opinion. That’s the purpose of blog isn’t it? (Maybe not to you but certainly to me)

I think that watching porn is seriously a waste of time. Here are my reasons:

1)View it for pleasure when you could have taken the time to study or do something more productive.

2)You watch it and supposedly get high or orgasmic and then the next thing you realise you can’t have what you see (wow new phrase from me =D). You can see but u can’t touch. Waste time yea?

3)When you get virus from any site, you have to spend your time clearing or reformatting whatever (I’m not too much of a computer person FYI :) )

Okay, done with the reasons. Can’t think of any more. You can go figure out yourself alone. Why alone? Cuz its about porn. don’t tell me u are going to think it together with ur parents?

Well, sometimes you can get prank-ed too. For example, Jameson. [ I know you don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about. Because only THE FANKSON knows.haha]

So, my point is that, not that you cannot watch porn, but it’s just that it’s a waste of time (at least to me =D)

CYA~ ;)

Two parts to this post

#1: Rude People

Rude people. There are so many examples of such because so many rude people exist.

-A person that takes your things without permission - Rude
-Some idiot that bump into you because he/she is rushing to get free papers in the morning- Rude
-Cashier that takes the money, doesnt really take but sort of snatch - Rude
-Classmate who fiddle with your stuff when you are out - Rude
-Someone who speaks to you rudely- Rude

Many many other examples but these are some that I can think of (its 8.19am now. my brain's sleeping still).

I feel that these people can do something about how they have acted or reacted. Like, everybody would be happy including yourself if you have done/ handle that situation better.

#2: Desperate

I know, all of you are desperate. Be it over something or someone. Well, I am desperate over ..... too. What are the dots? It represents either someone or something. Haha. You go figure it out =)

The feeling you get is just ughhhh... i just can't describe it but its shitty. Its like you must get it to really alleviate how you are feeling.

I WANT ............. PLS COME TO ME =D

Today's post rather short I know, but at least i'm updating it =)

CYA~

I found this interesting new 'find-out'. I won't call it a fact because i don't think it is a fact. So i'll just share it.

Of course i take the MRT. Like, it has become a daily part of my life (i'm so sweet right )(no, dont tell me i'm bitter because its LAME )=D

Taking the MRT allowed me to discover my new 'find-out' which I shall call it Brandon's Awesome Find(BAF) - Do not ask my how i got the name. I got it from my brain [FULLSTOP]

Back to the topic, i realise that if u sit, u tend to reach your destination faster than if u stand. I know it is not true, but let me finish. Thats why i say i won't classify it as a fact. Get it =)

Although the journey time if you stand and sit are the same but if you don't consider the time, then sitting would be faster. I don't know why, but often when i sit, i feel that the train reach my destination about 5-10 minutes faster.

Allow me to sound wise for now( i'm wise every other time though xD):

I THINK that the possible reason could be the psychological part of us. Because we sit, our minds tend to wander off to some other land and also think of some rubbish like " hmph, i got seat you dont have too bad =P" maybe? but then when we stand, we tend to peer out of the glass, making us think that the journey is longer.

I'm smart eh?haha

Before i end, one things for sure, if you travel with your friends and you all talk crap, the waiting time is shorter if you STAND.

That is the reason why i do not like to take the train alone. Get it tennis peepol? Thats the reason why =D

Okay at this point, u must be laughing a bit but let me spell something for you. PEOPLE =) i can spell just that i want the word to be spelt that way. =D

Cyaa!

Faced with schemers of any sort before? I think all or most have faced such people in stores or in life, wherever whenever.

I'm sure you wanna know why i wrote this isn't it. Read on

I'm sure some of you guys have posted things you want to sell online hoping to sell your 2nd hand stuff at your desired price. After your posting, you would expect some interested parties to contact you and their offers. Of course, these people would ask for maybe a few dollars off your asking price ( so if you are smart, you put your asking price a little higher than your asking price and the person will 'bargain' and in the end, u still earn).

The 'bargain' part is fine but then the thing is that the person will agree with the price through emails or msn wadever and would want to meet in person to deal. So you will meet up (duhh.. cuz you want to get money and sell off your stuff).

This is where the scheming part comes into action. The person you meet will check his/her buy. In order to get greater deals, he/she will scrutinize every single details of the product and then will CLAIM either this or that isn't what he/she wants/expect and would want to buy it at a lower price.

The things is, if it is not what you want or expect then why would you even offer to pay and buy it? Makes no sense but makes sense to me that you are a stupid fool looking for something like the 'Great Singapore sale' hoping to get cheap but good deals.

If you want some offers like what 'GSS' has to offer, then wait till it comes. Don't assume that everybody selling things will have 70% or higher to offer you. I might as well let what I want to sell stay at home until i find a suitable buyer, if not, let it be a display, better than letting you have some cheap bargains where you can show off to others that you bought that stuff at original price and then others admire you. Dream on!

Well, because I am smart, of course I did not sell it to that irritating person.

And now for the TIPS on how to deal with such pests:

If the deal is done online:
#1: Simply reject the offer through reply
#2: Just don't reply
#3: *For those really irritated ones* Scold the person till you are contented then ignore whatever replies. This should get you feeling better. BUT this method is only for the REALLY REALLY irritated people.

If the deal is done Face to Face( like my scenerio):
#1: Tell the person straight in the face: " NO"
#2: Tell him or her politely like you're a maid serving tea " Sorry sir/mdm, your offer is too low. Thank you. Have a nice day" *Don't really think you will use this*
#3: Just shake your head and walk away giving him/her a "you're a mother***.. cheapskate" kind of look.

Final tip for the day, not in any situations, this is pre selling. NEVER promise that you will sell your item when you meet. Because i know a lot of people when meet face to face, they will be shy and then whatever the other party offer, they just accept. Don't be stupid. So, personally, I think the best way to deal is through the internet. You can hurl abusive insults and vulgarities, without any trouble =).

Want some more advice? just ask me =) haha but no promises that my brain can come out with a solution =D

CYA!

Ever felt obsessed? I’m sure you have. Be it obsessed over something or someone, you are still obsessed I guess?

Okay, confession time for me yes? I admit to being obsessed over getting a tennis racket, obsessed of grades, obsessed over someone. Don’t worry, I won’t tell you who that someone is =P

Stated earlier, I’m sure you all have had obsessions before. Obsession is both good and bad I guess.

Being obsessed over something makes you motivated and determined to get that something right? Also, it makes you real. Not all obsessions are real though, like, if you’re obsessed with winning lets’ say Miss Universe but you look like shit, then no matter how intelligent or beautiful on the inside, you still won’t win. That’s just an example. Many others I believe.

Being obsessed is fine. But being OVER obsessed, something IS wrong. It makes you mad, it makes you desperate, it makes you do wrong things. Example right, here is one (first example that came to my mind. NO, I’m not dirty minded. I’m perfectly fine). Over obsession over someone you want to make him/her yours. For guys, you’d probably rape the girl or guy, if you are you know, slant. For girls, nahh, I’m not too sure about you. Tell me if you want though. Haha.

Not being dirty minded. That’s a fact! If not why are there so many rapists around? Surely they are obsessed with sex or the person and not just normal obsession. An over obsession that makes them do ‘that’ or put it more bluntly, commit rape =).
So, dear readers, if you ever, EVER get obsessed, just tell me yea? I’ll try to help before anything gets out of hand. Of course, if I can’t help you then that’s your problem good luck. Too bad =P Haha
Cya~!

*This post meant to be on 31st august but then due to some errors, it is posted only now :)

I know the title sound like a promotion or something but who cares.. thats the first thing that came to my mind when i thought about the title for my topic. So, as from the title itself, it is suggested that, the topic for this post would be about teachers' day.

Celebrated by many students, but certainly not me. I personally find it boring and lifeless(a.k.a no life). Yes, some may say that we gotta show gratitude to our teachers and stuff but then its teachers' day and it is the time that they get to rest. So just leave them alone and let them go back earlier rather than stay in school and chat.

Gonna list down my likes and dislikes of teachers' day as a student(in primary and secondary school years) and also present

Dislikes:

[Back then in primary/secondary school days]

#1- Gotta waste money and time to buy gifts for teachers. (bet all of the students feel the same way). Well, dont tell me that writing a card doesnt cost a lot because it still costs a little and writing and thinking of words to write wastes time and kills brain cells

See, kill brain cells and waste money! some teachers dont

even give a damn about these kinda lame cards

#2- Unappreciative teachers. Do not know if the teacher is too shy to show emotions or is just pure unappreciative. They just put aside the gift and with a monotone 'thank you' thats all ! When meeting these kind of teachers, i just wanna say " Fuck you! you don't appreciate my present right, gimme back!" these kind of teachers do not need to expect another gift from me again.

#3- Go to school for just a few hours then dismissal time. Why do i dislike it is because I wake up early in the morning, shower then go for a FEW hours then come back. WASTE TIME.

[NOW]

#4- Its just any other day because here in poly, no such things as teachers' day. SO might as well cancel this day called teachers' day and nobody can enjoy the holiday.. muhahah! i'm an evil bitch too bad=P

#5- Meeting some irritating assholes(some ex-classmates) is just gonna spoil my day

P/s* not all teachers are as mentioned though some are really damn nice =D

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Likes:

#1- Day off. Who doesn't want to have a day off after days and weeks and months of torturing by teachers.

#2-Some irritating teachers will then be nice to us, like for the first time in our lives

#3- dunno?

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SO as u can see, i've got more dislikes than likes not that i am bias and do not wanna write more like but really, I've no more! therefore, there should not be anymore teachers' day anymore! muhahahha!!!

Evil post has ended.

Byee~

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